Toilet Paper
Mentioning the Unmentionable
One of life's most useful but least discussed items is toilet paper. We
take the existence of toilet paper for granted and have pretty much forgotten
about the days of catalogs, newspapers, shucks, leaves, corncobs and other
alternatives used by our ancestors. Who had the idea of making this product
and how did it come to be one of the items we consider as a necessity?<
I found out that the story of toilet paper is 2000 years old and related to
the story of the invention of paper itself. Toilet paper has been around a long
time and was used by the emperor in ancient China. And I thought the Chinese
only used paper for lanterns and tiny paper umbrellas.
In the olden days paper was made from old rags, which were shredded, beaten
into a pulp, boiled and then rolled into paper. In early America cloth was very
scarce and it had to be imported, which made paper very expensive. I suppose
Colonial ladies saved their rags to make patchwork quilts.
Americans found ways to recycle paper so that it could be used more than
once. The Farmers' Almanac and Sears Roebuck Catalogs, as well as newsprint,
were commonly used in outhouses as an alternative toilet paper. When Sears
started printing their catalog on slick paper, customers actually complained.
The first toilet paper in America was sold in pharmacies as a
therapeutic product and was saturated with aloe. Some of the of the products
being sold nowadays with lotion or aloe sounds like pretty much the same thing
to me. Maybe we are not as advanced as we like to think.
The first paper company to produce toilet paper on rolls was the Scott Paper
Company. It was such an unmentionable product at the time that they refused to
put their name on it and packaged it under the name of the buyers, such as the
Waldorf Hotel. Eventually, Scott purchased the name and Waldorf became the most
popular brand name sold.
As other companies got into the business of making paper products,
manufacturers began to look for more economical ways to produce
paper. Since trees were plentiful, they discovered that chipping up wood,
boiling it into a pulp, bleaching, drying and rolling it, could make a
satisfactory paper. Northern tissue became successful by advertising its product
as "splinter free".
Other companies also became successful through
advertising, such as Charmin', whose advertising campaign featuring Mr. Whipple
and "Please don't squeeze the Charmin'" as its slogan. In his time, the name of
Mr. Whipple was almost as widely known as Richard Nixon or Billy
Graham.
Tissue paper is made soft by a process called "creping", which
scrapes paper off large rollers and leaves small wrinkles, which make it
flexible while lowering density. At first all tissue was one-ply or one layer
thick. Then it was found that two thinner layers of tissue were softer and
two-ply tissue became standard. There are different types of toilet paper, but
all are made to dissolve in water to keep from stopping up pipes and plumbing.
The invention of modern plumbing had made outside privies very unpopular by
then.
In 1973 there was a consumer-created shortage of toilet paper when
comedian Johnny Carson made a joke about the U.S. running out of toilet paper.
People panicked and rushed to the stores, buying out supplies to hoard. Even
though Carson later apologized and said there was no shortage, it took about
three weeks to replenish supplies.
Toilet paper now comes in a variety of
textures, colors, and scents. It is sometimes used for handkerchiefs, napkins,
cleaning glasses, blotting lipstick and many other things besides the use for
which it is intended.
Whether you call it toilet paper, toilet tissue, bathroom tissue, TP, or
something else, it is one of our most necessary household products
- unmentionable or not.