Podunk Is Podunk For A Reason
PODUNK, Vt. – Yes, this is really Podunk. In other places,
the word might be a generic put-down, a concept, a mythical map dot
somewhere between Hick Town and Nowheresville.
Here in Vermont, though, it's a real somewhere.
“This is the center of Podunk,” Dan Hescock, an auto mechanic and local
historian, said after stopping on a dirt road here one recent morning.
He was looking at an old outhouse without a door, a schoolhouse whose last
pupil departed about 90 years ago, and a whole lot of trees. To an outsider's
eye, Hescock was in the middle of the woods. But he really was in Podunk, a
hilly crossroads in southern Vermont.
This community, like a handful of other places with the same famous name, has
a story that helps explain a little bit about how Podunk America got the way it
is today.
The name “Podunk” appears to have originated in languages of northeastern
Indian tribes, for whom it meant “marshy meadow,” according to the late language
expert Allen Walker Read.
In his 1939 work “The Rationale of 'Podunk,' ” Read wrote that the word
gained its current meaning – a small, rural town – in the 1840s, after a series
of humorous articles in a Buffalo newspaper set in the fictional burg of
“Podunk.” The secret to its success? Funny sounds, Read determined: ”... -unk
and -dunk and po-have been irresistible to the American people.”
Vermont's Podunk, an area of the town of Wardsboro, is one of five current
“populated places” with the P-word as their primary name, according to the U.S.
Board on Geographic Names. It's still unclear how the name caught on in
Wardsboro: It may have been the Indians, move-ins from Podunk, Conn., or,
according to one probably unreliable local story, the “poor Dunkles,” a family
whose name eventually was corrupted to Podunk.
Hescock estimated that, in the early 1800s, perhaps more than 100 people
lived here. They were primarily farmers, raising sheep, cows and crops along
steep, often deforested hillsides.
As the 19th century wore on, Podunk began to fade, the victim of a mass
migration from northern New England to industrial cities farther south and
better farmland out west.
“Vermont was exporting its people,” said Arthur Woolf, a professor of
economics at the University of Vermont. “It's much more fun to be a farmer in
Ohio, where you actually don't starve, than on a rocky hill farm in Podunk,
Wardsboro.”
In Wardsboro as a whole, the population shrank from a high of 1,125 in the
1850 census to 322 in 1960. Podunk's schoolhouse closed down about 1916, Hescock
said, as the number of students dwindled.
And as homes and farms were abandoned, the forest returned: Estimates are
that Vermont was about three-fourths cleared in the mid-1800s and now is about
three-fourths wooded.
Hescock demonstrated this by driving the road that used to lead to one of
Podunk's biggest cleared farms. It is still lined by the old stone walls, but
now ruts and low-hanging limbs make the way nearly impassable.
“You can see how the forestation is just – whoops! There goes my antenna,”
Hescock said, as a branch pulled a magnetically mounted radio antenna off the
hood of his SUV.
All that's left in Podunk now are 50 or so full-time residents, a roughly
equal number of livestock, the decaying schoolhouse, and Upper and Lower Podunk
roads. Residents say they've often been surprised to walk in the woods and see
stone walls, gaping cellar holes or other traces of the community that once was
here.
“You wound find occasionally a cemetery in the middle of nowhere ... three
headstones and a falling-down fence,” said Sarah Wolfe, a former New Yorker who
moved to Podunk in 1991 and then left for a slightly bigger Vermont town in
1999.
Also remaining, of course, is the name. Residents say that, while Podunk
sounds normal to them, it can be funny to catalog-company phone operators,
tourists and other people hearing it for the first time.
“You actually live in Podunk?” they ask Barry LaMarche, who lives on Upper
Podunk Road.
“I don't get offended by it,” he said. “It's a good chuckle, you know.”
Similar declines also affected a few of the country's other Podunks, as tiny
farming communities across the North and East became less viable in the age of
the railroad and then of the automobile. Officials in Michigan said the remnants
of their two Podunks are an old dance hall and a lake, respectively. New York's
Podunk, part of the Finger Lakes town of Ulysses, has dwindled down to eight or
nine houses, an official there said.
Connecticut's Podunk, in the town of Guilford, has been affected by the
opposite menace to small-town life: urbanization. In the past few years, it's
been covered by a new subdivision with 30 or 40 homes, said municipal historian
Joel Helander.
“A sea of houses,” Helander said. “And I will tell you, it's hard to go
back.”
Now, a similar trend is beginning to threaten the essence of Vermont's Podunk
as well. In the past decade, large new homes have begun to be built along both
Upper and Lower Podunk roads, vacation places for people who ski at the nearby
Mount Snow and Stratton Mountain resorts.
The newcomers are the kind of people who put hand-painted signs with the
family name out front – people who don't know their neighbors, or the story of
the place they've bought in to.
“The people that come in here wouldn't have any clue as to where Podunk is,”
Hescock said.
©David A. Fahrenthold