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How Stupid, Emergency Pantyhose

Yes, I am a guy, so what.....

Emergency pantyhose ?

U.S. Patent No. 5,713,081

As most women know all too well, pantyhose tend to snag and tear at the most inconvenient and embarrassing of times. That's when women long for a spare pair, or at least a spare leg.

Emergency pantyhose, patented in 1997 but apparently not yet on the market, provide one solution.

Well, actually three.

Emergency pantyhose consist of three legs, not two. The third leg is a spare, which is rolled up in a tiny pocket in the crotch until needed.

In emergencies, you remove your leg from the damaged hose and insert it into the new, unblemished pantyhose appendage. The ruined hose is then rolled up into the crotch pocket.

No more unsightly runs, just unsightly lumps.

So where is the Lump to begin, where is the lump after?

The Only Lump, should be me, Why Not Just Carry A Fresh Pair For Emergency?

If you can switch one Leg, why would both legs be any harder?

In fact doing both may be easier, as in "Just how much is exposed either way?

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