Thirteen Thoughts for the home cannabis creator
Sage advice for novice gardeners and big-time growers alike,
straight from our man in Washington,
the Cannabis Creator
I. Forget what you know
The first and most damning mistake you can make as a novice cannabis
creator is to stubbornly stick to anything that you think you already know
about creating cannabis.
Many people who decide to grow do so after years of being what I call
"cannabis enthusiasts." They have already had much experience with
cannabis, seeing, smelling, tasting and possibly distributing the wondrous
plant. It has probably been the subject of many animated conversations in
their life, but talk is cheap.
The fact is that in a state of prohibition ninety-nine percent of all
stories circulating about successful cannabis creators are completely
false. The reason for this is simple: successful cannabis creators don't
talk about their operations. Loose lips are absolutely guaranteed to be
your worst potential problem. The cannabis creator's motto should be, "for
every one person you tell, that's one too many."
Another good tip is that anyone who claims to have the best pot
definitely doesn't. So don't believe what you've heard.
II. Get good Information
Don't heed the advice of anyone who doesn't grow themselves. If you
have a friend who grows and wants to help, only follow their advice if you
think that their product is superior. If their buds are not top notch,
chances are you can do better by correcting his or her problems from the
start. Forget what you know. Set a new standard.
Get accurate information from a variety of sources, such as this
magazine and the many books on the subject, and then draw your own
conclusions based upon what works or you.
Many books on how to cultivate legal plants, especially herbs and
vegetables, are widely available and can be very helpful with general
subjects like soils or pest control.
III. Cannabis is a plant
The concept of cannabis creation can be understood most easily by
keeping one simple fact in mind: cannabis is a plant, and a very highly
evolved one at that. Plants are not designed to grow indoors, so in order
to have a thriving indoor garden you must fool the plants into believing
that they are in the great outdoors. It is your job to recreate the sun,
the wind, the rainfall, climate and soil conditions of the perfect outdoor
plot on Lesquiti Island, Northern California, Thailand, or Hawaii. In
these environments cannabis is the fastest growing plant on the planet. It
processes the sun's light more efficiently than other fast growing plants
like bamboo, corn or kenaf.
There are five limiting factors to plant growth: light, water,
nutrients, oxygen and carbon dioxide. Any green plant needs all five of
these things to be available to it or growth will slow or stop. Each one
is just as important as the others, and more or too much of one will
absolutely not make up for lack of any other.
Each limiting factor is a link in the chain. The weak link is the one
that slows the plants down. If you think you have a problem, it is most
likely one of these five things.
IV. Choosing a space
Any space is a good space to create cannabis. Ceilings should be a
minimum of 1.8 meters (about 6 feet) high. Attics, crawl spaces, alcoves,
closets, sheds, barns and extra bedrooms are all good. Basements are the
best, unless you own property and happen to have a backhoe and an extra
school bus or storage container to bury. Anything underground is very
good.
The space will need a good power supply, access to water and somewhere
to vent your exhaust. For 2KWs or more, the range or clothes dryer plug
will provide 240v power. Trash barrels filled with a garden hose are a
common source of water in spaces that don't have a nearby bathtub or work
sink.
If you need to maximize your square footage in a small bedroom, take
the closet doors off and use that space just like a part of the room.
V. AC primer
Indoor gardens tend to use a lot of electricity. If you don't know
anything about household electricity, and don't want to learn by checking
a book out from the library on basic household wiring, then I recommend
trying to stay under 2KW (two thousand watts) of power use to minimize the
risk of fire on, or the electrocution of, your person.
Always keep extension cords off the ground and keep cord runs as short
as possible. Wrap cord connections in duct tape. If you can't plug your
1KW lamps directly into the wall socket then use extra heavy duty cords,
and never ones over 25 feet long.
Never use splitters or power strips on outlets or cords running 1KW
lamps. Never run more than one 1KW lamp on a single household circuit (15
amp breaker). Only run circuits at 70 percent of their rated amperage for
a safety margin, which means that you shouldn't run more than 10.5 amps
through a 15 amp breaker.
The formula to calculate amperage is watts divided by volts equals
amps. Example: 1000 watt lamp at 120 volts = 8.33 amps (120 volts is
standard North American household wall socket voltage).
VI. Ventilation
The grower's ventilation system actually serves many purposes.
Outdoors, plants are exposed to constant fresh air, so they are supplied
with an unlimited amount of carbon dioxide. Indoors, the air is mostly
stagnant, so the cannabis creator uses high powered exhaust fans to
simulate the outdoor fresh air environment. The fans remove the stale air
which has been depleted of carbon dioxide by the fast-growing cannabis
plants, and it is replaced by fresh air which contains lots of fresh
carbon dioxide for the plants to breathe.
By constantly removing hot, humid air out of the grow space, the
exhaust also serves to reduce high humidity levels caused by water
evaporation from wet soil or reservoirs, and to control the substantial
heat created by High Intensity Discharge (HID) lighting systems.
Your exhaust system is also your most obvious and effective means of
odour control. These are reasons why for the serious indoor
horticulturist, ventilation is not an option, it is mandatory! Ventilation
is just as important as adequate light or water.
This means that you not only need to exhaust a lot of air out of the
room, but vigorously circulate the air inside the room as well. 16-inch
oscillating fans and 20-inch box fans are good to place inside the room
for blowing fresh air around the plants. Generally more is better,
especially in flowering. Plants that have been exposed to vigorous air
circulation grow much sturdier and more vigorously than plants that have
not. Don't overdo it though, just think like mother nature.
VII. Varieties of Cannabis
Although there are technically only two classifications of high THC
varieties, indica (shown) and sativa, cannabis must be thought of
on a much broader scale. An easy way to think of the countless different
pure and hybridized strains of cannabis is to compare them to dogs.
When talking about dogs, hybrids are called mutts, but everyone knows
that mutts can have more character and charm. Like dogs, pure lines can
only come from pure parents. Also, a dog may be a German shepherd or a
Chihuahua, but just because a dog fits into a category like that doesn't
mean that every Shepherd or Chihuahua is the same as the next.
All living things have DNA which determines all of their physical
characteristics. DNA is what ensures that no two people, dogs or cannabis
seedlings will ever be alike. For our purposes, DNA is the code that
contains every bit of information as to how a plant will grow, how it will
look, its potency and every possible trait that it could ever have.
The DNA and thus all physical features come 1/2 from the female parent
and 1/2 from the male parent, resulting in offspring (seeds or seedlings)
that should somewhat resemble both their parents.
VIII. Clones and Seeds
Unlike dogs, cannabis can be "cloned" (it had been shown that
mammals can now be cloned as well, although with much difficulty -- ol
ed). It is very important to understand the difference between a
seedling and a clone. A seedling is a plant that was sprouted from a seed,
and is therefore the product of sexual reproduction between a male and a
female plant. Approximately one-half of these seeds or seedlings will be
female, and approximately one half male. Each and every one, regardless of
its sex, will be different.
A clone was never a seed. A clone starts out as a growing tip of a
larger established plant (a seedling or a clone) which was cut off,
treated with a rooting hormone and put into its own small container. It
sprouted roots and is now a separate plant, genetically identical to the
plant that it was taken from.
As far as the clone is concerned, it is the same plant it always was. A
clone will always be the same sex as its parent, and have the same growth
traits as well as the same potential potency, flavor and high.
IX. Potency
The single most important factor in the potency of your crop of
cannabis is the plants themselves. Any given clone or seedling has a
preset, genetically determined potential potency. Once you have finished,
dried and sampled a certain healthy, mature bud, a clone of that plant
will only vary about 5 to 10 percent in potency, no matter what techniques
are used to grow it. Good buds are born, not made.
In Canada you are very fortunate to have easy access to a myriad of
fine quality seed stock. Don't use any seeds or clones unless you are sure
that they are of high quality. It isn't worth the time, effort and risk to
grow second-rate plants.
The second most important factor is the maturity, or ripeness of the
buds. As the buds get bigger and bigger, you will notice that some of the
hairs (pistils) on the buds which were all white to begin with, will start
to wither and turn red. When about seventy-five percent of all the hairs
on the buds have turned red and new growth seems to slow (usually after
about 45 to 60 days in the flowering cycle for most pure indicas and 50/50
hybrids), the buds should be ripe for harvest.
X. Yield
Yield is a highly subjective concept that receives little coherent
attention. Some people say that fewer, bigger plants yield more, others
argue that many small plants will yield more. Few people consider other
factors such as lighting intensity, or the variety or flowering period of
the plants in question.
The only intelligent way to talk about yield is on a
yield-per-square-meter basis. This universally accepted method gives you a
reference so that you can compare one crop to another, even in a different
situation, or so you can compare the efficiency of your garden to another.
However, most growers end up growing many crops, not just one, and this
takes a lot of time. Yield-per-square-meter fails to take into account the
fact that some crops take six weeks to mature, while others take twelve.
The missing component of the yield-per-square-meter method is time. For
the serious, production-oriented grower, the formula should be
yield-per-square-meter-per-unit-time. A crop that takes twice as long to
mature has to yield twice as much to produce an equivalent
yield-per-unit-time.
Lighting intensity and flowering period are the primary factors in
determining yield. Lighting intensity is calculated with a similar
watts-per-square-meter system. Increasing the watts-per-square-meter by
any means is guaranteed to increase your yield-per-square-meter, as long
as other environmental factors (like heat) remain the same, and no
limiting factor holds back growth.
As for flowering period, plants that take more time tend to have
thicker, bigger, heavier buds, except in the case of sativas and some
sativa crosses, which are not recommended strains for maximum yields.
XI. Odor control
There are many common ways to reduce the pungent fragrance of cannabis
flowers, including ionizers (negative ion generators), charcoal filters,
air scrubbers, and chemical sprays. Unfortunately reduce is the key word,
as none of these methods will actually eliminate smells, except from the
smallest room or the least stinky garden.
Here is a brief overview of how these devices work. Ionizers generate
negatively charged ions and disperse them into the air. When these
negative ions come into contact with positively charged particles floating
in the air like dust or pollen, they change the particle's charge to
negative, causing the particle to "precipitate" or to fall to the ground.
This results in cleaner air, and dirtier floors and walls.
Another kind of ionizer is called a "collector ionizer." These
incorporate some disposable filter and either a positively charged surface
which attracts the ionized particles, or a small fan that moves the air
through the filter (which usually also contains activated charcoal) and
then injects the ions into the outgoing airstream.
Charcoal filters are similar to these but use only the fan and
activated charcoal. They are usually slightly more heavy duty, and seem to
work about as well as an ionizer, as long as you keep the charcoal fresh
by changing the filter regularly.
Air scrubbers consist of a large barrel of water with your exhaust
piped into it, like a giant bong, and then to the outside. Pine cleaner
and/or liquid smoke are added to the water to taint the smell. I have
never personally built one of these but the theory makes sense, except
that it seems awkward and I don't think it would work well with
high-powered exhaust blowers.
Chemical sprays are used in hospitals and kennels to deal with very
harsh odors. They work, but I personally find the artificial, chemical
odor overwhelming to the point of nausea. I do not recommend these sprays
because they are impractical to use on a continuous basis, and frankly if
it's going to stink, I'd rather have it stink like green bud.
If these answers aren't good enough for you, there is an uncommon
method that can grapple with the most incredible odor situations. Ozone
generators are available for those who wish to have a serious odor
control program. You can expect to do some looking for this esoteric
device, and also expect lo lay out a few thousand dollars for its
purchase. Despite the high price, I recommend ozone for all commercial
growers. When ozone is piped into your outgoing exhaust it effectively
neutralizes all odor in a matter of seconds.
XII. Wet pot is not pot
Improperly dried pot is unacceptable for smoking and useless for
enlightenment purposes. One of the reasons that pot is sold to smiling
customers for as much as gold is because the grower has had to dry it out
before selling it. This drying cannot be viewed as losing money, for it is
merely the process of evaporating water, purifying the buds down to just
the essence of their remarkable existence. No-one should ever have to pay
such a price to buy wet pot.
As the buds dry they continue to ripen and increase in potency, much
like an apple continues to ripen after being plucked. The chlorophyll in
the bud breaks down into more simple, easy-burning sugars. Harsh smoking
characteristics such as a green or shakey taste diminish, allowing the
true unadulterated flavor to come through.
The buds should be dried to a level of combustibility such that you are
able to crumble them into a firm, lip-smacking, even burning spliff of
Rasta revelry, or receive a prompt flow of thick, cool, flavorful smoke
from your favorite water pipe, as soon as the flame touches the bud.
Needless to say, the disappointment to the consumer of not being able
to get stoned after finally acquiring the desired bag of weed, at great
time and expense to all, is definitely severe. This is compounded when you
are one of the ever growing number of people who use cannabis to relieve
pain and suffering incomprehensible to healthy people. Dry pot is the balm
of the sick, a miracle cure-all.
Every stoner knows that kind, dry buds are nature's single greatest
gift to mankind. Selling un-dried buds, even at wholesale prices, is a
definite karma no-no, and smoking them is totally defeating the purpose.
I know there are money hungry people out there -- it is even considered
normal in our materialistic consumer society. Yet that's the greatest
thing about this occupation, for you can set your own salary simply by
growing as much pot as you want. But the only way for a righteous
non-greedy cannabis creator to estimate yields (and therefore profits) is
on a dried basis.
XIII. Hydroponics.
Hydroponics is Latin for "working water," and the concept behind it is
very simple. Instead of growing plants in soil that is naturally rich in
organic nutrients (like compost or guano), the plants grow in a medium
that provides the roots and plant with physical support, and a supply of
oxygen to the roots that is unachievable in normal soil based systems.
Rockwool, the most popular hydroponic medium, has near-perfect oxygen to
water retention capabilities, and has been the home to some of the
healthiest, fastest growing, most vigorous plants I have ever seen.
The nutrients are provided solely when the medium is periodically
flushed or soaked in water that has the necessary nutrients dissolved in
it. This is usually accomplished with a simple set-up of pumps and
sequence timers, which deliver the solution out of a reservoir to each
plant using drip-emitters that water each container individually, or ebb
and flow techniques that fill and then drain trays or tables.
The above systems are referred to as "active hydroponics" because the
water is actively moved around. The term "passive hydroponics" is used to
describe systems such as gravity feed or wick systems, or even hand
watering, as long as it is the water solution which is the primary source
of nutrients, and not the medium.
As with many simple concepts, hydroponics doesn't always translate
easily into reality. Most hydroponic set-ups leave little room for error,
have many variables, and one mistake can spell disaster. I only recommend
full blown hydro set-ups to experienced growers who have a keen sense for
the the needs of their plants.