Sharp Rubber Duck

What if you walk into a bank with a pair of 38's

July 1, 2006

In life,

If you walk into a bank with a topless woman, you will instantly have a problem showing a pair of 38s.

Breasts more so then a pair of 38 caliber guns.

If you walk in to a bank with your penis showing you will go to jail, and be a sex offender, for life.

But if you shoot someone and kill the person you get a few years.

Never hold up a bank naked you will go to jail.

Remember, buy a boat, that way you can enjoy your wake.

How can anybody bitch about the price of gas, its much cheaper than bottled water.

If you can afford it, buy it!,

x x x You can not spend one cent from a casket.

A woman walks in to a bank topless and holds up a bank with a pair of 38's.

Teller boobed to death. Are breast that dangerous.

Does a wood pecker need a condom to bang a tree.

What if 1 billion Chinese people protest not being a citizen of the U.S.? After all most speak English.

The country that most illegal aliens come from is Cambodia. Will the new law effect them.

Only 2 million die of aids , but 13 million die of TB.

Most should note having sex, and being sneezed on , is very different.

So what are your priorities?

San Clem

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