QUOTES,
Famous and Infamous

That I think, say something important

Collected short quotes, Heywood Brown, Desmond Morris, Mark Twain, W.C. Fields, Don Herold, Lily Tomlin, Albert Einstein, Marie Curie, Gregg Rogell, Jason Love, George Carlin, Billy Idol, Governor Happy Chandler, CommanderDave.

• I never understood the fear of some parents about babies getting mixed up in the hospital. What difference does it make as long as you get a good one?
  – Heywood Brown
  
  
• Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it's more likely to be female.
  – Desmond Morris
  
  

• You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
  –Mark Twain
  
  
• My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. –W.C. Fields
  
  
• Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust.
  –Don Herold
  
  
• The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
  –Lily Tomlin
  
  
• She has a sparky intelligence, but is not attractive enough to be a danger to anybody.
  –Albert Einstein of Marie Curie
  
  
• What's great about aspirin is that no matter how long you suck on it, it never loses its flavor.
  –Gregg Rogell
  
  
• I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV.
  –Jason Love
  
  
• Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
  –George Carlin
  
  
• "I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger that I ordered. I thought I might have a heart attack, or have to go to hospital. I reached out to some people and said, 'I'm really in trouble. I need to get this out of my system.' "

  – A bloodstream loaded with cocaine and valium? Kid's stuff. It was reportedly a foul flame-broiled experience that finally persuaded Robert Downey Jr. to take account of his health and overcome his drug addiction.

  - "It's not all over yet. Not so long as they've got Viagra."
  – Thanks for the update, Billy Idol.
  
  

• "I never met a Kentuckian who wasn't coming home."
  -Governor Happy Chandler
  
  
• If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room,
  CommanderDave
  
  

 

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