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Collected (un-attributed) short quotes, cont.
- It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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- A day without sunshine is like… night.
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- Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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- Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
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- Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
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- Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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- Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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- An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears this is true.
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- In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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- Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.
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- I am a nutritional overachiever.
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- Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
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- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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- Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.
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