QUOTES,
Famous and Infamous

That I think, say something important

Happy St. Paddy's Day everyone!

Éireann go Brách!

May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping.

 

The reason the Irish are always fighting each other
Is they have no other worthy opponents.

 

"An Irishman's Philosophy"
"WHY WORRY?"

Also A Dutchman's Philosophy

 

There are only two things in life to worry about
Either you're well or you're sick.
If you are well, Then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick,There are two things to worry about.
Either you'll get well or you'll die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are only two things to worry about.
Either you'll go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell,
You'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends
you won't have time to worry!

Contributed by Patrick, April, Shamus, and Ziggy Paulitz (couretsy of Ed)

 

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