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How Well Do You Know Your Christmas Carols?

Example Question: Running through precipitation?
Answer: Dashing through the snow? 'Jingle Bells'

Questions:
1. Slumber in ethereal quite?
2. Hey there! The announcing celestial beings carol?
3. O greetings of ease and happiness?
4. On commencement of Yuletide my honey bestowed upon me?
5. Decorate the passage with branches of evergreen sprigs?
6. Once upon a misty night prior to Christ's birthday?
7. Ooh, celestial body of marvel, celestial body of strength?
8. With a vegetable stem smoker and clothes fastening snout?
9. It's a fluff-ball sphere in the cold season?
10. Come on, come on, come on, get moving?
11. O scared darkness, the asterisks are brilliantly shimmering?
12. It's fixin' to appear extremely similar to December 25th?
13. Small children with their optical aids entirely illuminated?
14. Loyal buddies that are important to ourselves collect closely to ourselves again?
15. Boppin' while circling the tannenbaum?
16. Royalty of royalties always and always?
17. O approach, y'all devoted happy and victorious?
18. Urban walkways, congested walkways, trimmed in a festive manner?
19. Ah! The atmospheric condition beyond is terrific?
20. Percussion instruments jingle, are you harking?
21. Remarked the evening breeze to the tiny sheep?
22. Wishing your dates be gleeful and intelligent?
23. Harmony on the planet, kindness to Homo sapiens?
24. Hop in the sack, hide your noggin, since the fat man comes this evening?
25. Ourselves bid yourselves a joyous Noel and a cheerful neoteric 365 days...

Answers:
1. Sleep in heavenly peace... "Silent Night"
2. Hark! the herald angels sing... "Hark the Herald"
3. O tidings of comfort and joy... "God rest ye merry gentlemen"
4. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
5. Deck the halls with boughs of holly... "Deck the Halls"
6. Then one foggy Christmas Eve... "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"
7. Ooh star of wonder, star of might... "Star of Wonder"
8. With a corncob pip and a button nose... "Frosty the Snowman"
9. It's a marshmallow world in the winter... "It's a Marshmallow World"
10. Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap let's go... "Let is Snow"
11. O Holy night, the stars are brightly shining... "O Holy Night"
12. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...
       ""It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
13. Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow... "The Christmas Song"
14. Faithful friends who are dear to us, gather near to us once more...
       "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
15. Rockin' 'round the Christmas tree... "Rockin' 'Round the Christmas Tree"
16. King of Kings, forever and ever... "Hallelujah"
17. Oh come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant... "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"
18. City sidewalks, busy sidewalks, dressed in holiday style... "Silver Bells"
19. Oh, the weather outside is frightful... "Let it Snow"
20. Sleigh bells ring, are you listening... "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
21. Said the night wind to the lamb... "Do You Hear What I Hear"
22. May your days be merry and bright... "White Christmas"
23. Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men... "I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day"
24. Jump in bed, cover up your head, 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight...
       ""Here comes Santa Claus"
25. We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year....
       ""We wish you a Merry Christmas"

 

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