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Wrapping Presents with Dogs

• Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living room floor.
  
  
• Get tape back from puppy.
  
  
• Remove scissors from older dog's mouth.
  
  

• Open box.
  
  
• Take puppy out of box.
  
  
• Remove tape from older dog's mouth.
  
  
• Take scissors away from puppy.
  
  
• Put present in box.
  
  
• Remove present from puppy's mouth.
  
  
• Put back in box after removing puppy from box.
  
  
• Take scissors from older dog and sit on them.
  
  
• Remove puppy from box and put on lid.
  
  
• Take tape away from older dog.
  
  
• Unroll paper.
  
  
• Take puppy OFF box.
  
  
• Cut paper being careful not to cut puppy's foot or nose that is getting in the way as he "helps."
  
  
• Let puppy tear remaining paper.
  
  
• Take puppy off box.
  
  
• Wrap paper around box.
  
  
• Remove puppy from box and take wrapping paper from its mouth.
  
  
• Tell older dog to fetch the tape so he will stop stealing it.
  
  
• Take scissors away from puppy.
  
  
• Take tape older dog is holding.
  
  
• Quickly tape one spot before taking scissors from older dog and sitting on them again.
  
  
• Fend off puppy trying to steal tape and tape another spot.
  
  
• Take bow from older dog.
  
  
• Go get roll of wrapping paper puppy ran off with.
  
  
• Take scissors from older dog who took them when you got up.
  
  
• Give pen to older dog to hold so he stops licking your face.
  
  

• Remove puppy from present and hurriedly slap tape on to hold the paper on.
  
  
• Take now soggy bow from puppy and tape on since the sticky stuff no longer sticks.
  
  
• Take pen from older dog, address tag and affix while puppy tries to eat pen.
  
  
• Grab present before puppy opens it and put it away.
  
  
• Clean up mess puppy and older dog made playing tug-of-war with remnants of wrapping paper.
  
  
• Put away rest of wrapping supplies and tell dogs what good helpers they are.
  
  

 

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