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A Puppy's 12 Days of Christmas

by Elise Lewis, 1997

• On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
  The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
  
  

• On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
  Two leaking bubble lights ...
  
  
• On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
  Three punctured ornaments ...
  
  
• On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
  Four broken window candles ...
  
  
• On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
  Five chewed-up stockings ...
  
  
• On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
  Six yards of soggy ribbon ...
  
  
• On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
  Seven scraps of wrapping paper ...
  
  
• On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
  Eight tiny reindeer fragments ...
  
  
• On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
  My wreath in nine pieces ...
  
  
• On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
  Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed ...
  
  i>On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
  Eleven unwrapped presents ...
  
  
• On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
  A dozen puppy kisses And I forgot all about the other eleven days.
  
  

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