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Christmas Collection

Complaints from Mrs. Claus

• - He can remember which of 2.4 billion kids have been naughty or nice. . . but does he remember to replace the roll of toilet paper when it runs out? NooOOooo.
  
  

• - That whole "knows if you've been bad or good" thing makes it mighty hard for kids to cheat at Old Maid.
  
  
• - One night a year for me to sneak out with the girlfriends, and all the bars are closed.
  
  
• - Managing toy production, keeping elves in line, cleaning up after reindeer . . . meanwhile, fat boy sits around 364 days out of the year and gets all the glory!
  
  

 

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