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The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

(sung to the tune of "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen")

The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen," so I just stepped inside.
I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned, and found the place was occupied
by two old nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse -- what could be worse?
Two old nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse!

The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen." it must've been a gag
'cause when I walked right in there, I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace and slapped me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day, what can I say?
This just wasn't turning out to be my day!

The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen," and I would like to find
that crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the signs
'cause I've got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy -- boy o boy!
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy!

 

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