Jokes Today

Christmas Collection

Kid's Interpretations of Christmas Carol Lyrics

• - Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly.
  
  

• - We three kings of porridge and tar.
  
  
• - On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me.
  
  
• - Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
  
  
• - He's makin a list, chicken and rice.
  
  
• - Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
  
  
• - With the jelly toast proclaim.
  
  
• - Olive, the other reindeer.
  
  
• - Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
  
  
• - Sleep in heavenly peas.
  
  
• - In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown.
  
  
• - You'll go down in Listerine.
  
  
• - Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.
  
  
• - O come, froggy faithful.
  
  
• - You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require."
  
  
• - Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.
  
  

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