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Christmas Collection

A Winter Wonderland

Driver's swear, are you listenin',
At the mall, folks are bitchin',
A miserable sight, they're sorry tonight,
Drivin' in California's TrafficLand!

Gone away are your tires,
Meter has just expired,
They towed you away, while you shopped today,
Parkin' in California's TrafficLand!

On the Parkway we will have a breakdown,
We'll be stuck and threathened on the side,
If we're lucky, muggers might come mug us,
And if we plead they may give us a ride!

Santa's sleigh was impounded,
All the Elves were surrounded,
He's now in a cell, for ringin' his bell,
Living in California's TrafficLand!

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