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Christmas Collection

Christmas Signs

At a Toy store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."

At a Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."

Outside a church: " The original Christmas club."

At a department store" "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crow."

At a reducing salon: "24 shaping days until Christmas."

At a ski resort: "All I need to know about life I learned from a snow man."

In a stationery store: "For the one who has everything, a calender to show when the payments are due."

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