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Christmas Collection

Have a Punny Christmas

by Richard Lederer

If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe.

A bird dog could be called a point setter.

James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher.

What's the difference between a one-winged angel and a two-winged angel? It's a matter of a pinion!

 

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