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Christmas Collection

Christmas Riddles

Q. Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
A. Because it soots him!

Q. Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
A. At a Ho-ho-tel!

Q. What does Ms. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?
A. "Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

Q. What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimney?
A. Pour Santa flush on him!

Q. What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
A. Okay everyone, sack time!

Q. What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
A. Crisp Kringle!

Q. What do you call Santa when he has no money?
A. Saint "Nickel"-less!

Q. What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A. A rebel without a Claus!

Q. What did Santa say to Ms. Claus when he looked out the window?
A. Looks like rain, Dear!

Q. Where does Father Christmas go to vote?
A. The North Poll!

Q. What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
A. Santa Klutz!

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish!

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