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Senior Citizen's New Year's Resolutions

- Be awake more than asleep

- Remember the names of my Kid's and Grandkid's

- See my family...more often than my Doctor

- Learn a new game besides Bingo

- Learn NOT to say "Whipper Snapper"

- Learn NOT to say "In my day..."

- Spend more time on the computer than the toilet

- Learn to pronounce the names of all blasted pills I have to take

- Stop calling my spouse "Old Woman ... or Old Man "

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