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Turkey, Turkey, Everywhere

The turkey shot out of the oven
and rocketed into the air.
It knocked every plate off the table,
and partly demolished a chair.

It ricochet into a corner
and burst with a deafening BOOM;
then spattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.

It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor.
There was turkey attached to the the ceiling
where there had never been turkey before.

It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl!
There wasn't a way I could stop it,
that turkey was out of control!

I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
that I'd never again stuff a turkey
with "popcorn" that hadn't been popped.

 

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