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The Top 10 Reasons
Chanukah is Better than Christmas

• 10. There's no "Donny & Marie Chanukah Special."
  
  

• 9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).
  
  
• 8. No need to clean the chimney.
  
  
• 7. There's no latke-nog.
  
  
• 6. Burl Ives doesn't sing Chanukah songs.
  
  
• 5. You won't be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals.
  
  
• 4. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."
  
  
• 3. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl."
  
  
• 2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.
  
  
• and the Number 1 reason why Chanukah is better than Christmas...
  
  1. Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.
  
  

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