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Christmas Collection

Oh Little Maxed Out Credit Card

(Sung to the tune of "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem")

Oh little maxed out Credit Card
You bring me Christmas cheer;
Without your clout,
I have no doubt
No gifts I'd give this year.

Your credit line allows me
To run up bills quite large,
And when I'm through exhausting you,
I'll use my Master Charge.

Oh little Credit Card
You bring me discontent;
I calculate your interest rate
Is over 12 percent;
Each month your cry for payment
My letterbox bombards;
I'm one more sap
Caught in your trap---
Next year I'll just send cards.

(Author Unknown)

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