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One Day After Christmas

It's one day after Christmas I'm crabby and I'm broke
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake I think I'm gonna croak
It's nice to see the relatives I wonder when they'll leave
They've been camping in my bathroom since early Christmas Eve
They're eating everything in sight and sleeping in my bed
I been sacked out in the basement with my beagle Fred
The relatives have all gone out and left their screaming brats
The toilet bowl is all plugged up and I can't find the cat

It's Christmastime at my house the relatives are here
They eat me out of house and home and drink up all my beer
I love the decorations and the sleigh bells in the snow
But I wish those pesky relatives would take their kids and go home

Those cookie crunchers fed the dog a twenty pound rib roast
His feet are sticking in the air like skinny old fence posts
Now they're in a free-for-all the girls against the boys
They're fighting over boxes 'cause they're bored with all their toys
My mother-in-law is snoring in my favorite TV chair
Those kids are stringing lights on her and tinseling her hair
I oughta wake her up before the fireworks begin
But I wanna see those blue sparks fly when they plug her in

It's Christmastime at my house the relatives are here
They eat me out of house and home and drink up all my beer
I love the decorations and the sleigh bells in the snow
But I wish those pesky relatives would take their kids and go home

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