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A Politically-Correct Holiday Greeting

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the most joyous traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the
religious persuasion of others who choose to practice
their own religion as well as those who choose not to
practice a religion at all; plus... A fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2000,
but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions have helped make
our society great, without regard to the race, creed color,
religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.

 

 

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