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Top 10 Uses For Holiday Fruitcakes

• 10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.
  
  

• 9. Use instead of sand bags during floods.
  
  
• 8. Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them.
  
  
• 7. Use as railroad ties.
  
  
• 6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.
  
  
• 5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.
  
  
• 4. Use instead of cement shoes.
  
  
• 3. Save for next summer's garage sale.
  
  
• 2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.
  
  
• 1. Two words: pin cushion.
  
  

 

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