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Christmas Collection

Getting Around Santa

Since Santa knows if we've been bad or good, here are some, what shall we say? ... "inventive holiday ways" to call someone a nit-wit, and not upset Santa.

• A couple of shingles short of a full roof.
  
  

• A few pies short of a holiday.
  
  
• A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.
  
  
• All wax and no wick.
  
  
• Batteries not included.
  
  
• Bright as Alaska in December.
  
  
• His chimney's clogged.
  
  
• He got his brains as a stocking filler.
  
  
• Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
  
  
• A few presents short of a full sleigh.
  
  

 

 

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