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Christmas Collection

What Reindeer Talk About

• "Sheesh! What's he been eating this year? ROCKS?"
  
  

• "He shouts all our names all the time, sure, but do you really think he knows which one is which?"
  
  
• "I never knew Donner had a tattoo THERE!"
  
  
• "Sure...HIS seat is a floatation device. What about us?"
  
  
• "Tried those new lite oats? You really should."
  
  
• "Man, I hope we pause on a rooftop soon. I'm beat."
  
  
• "HEY!" Watch the antlers there, buddy!"
  
  
• "Did you hear you-know-who got a nose job?"
  
  
• "You know, after a few hundred miles, these jingle bells really get annoying!"
  
  
• "So, you want to go someplace afterward for some reindeer games?"
  
  

 

 

 

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