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Christmas Collection

Things to say about a holiday gift you don't like...

• Hey! There's a gift.
  
  

• Well, well, well...
  
  
• Perfect for wearing in the basement.
  
  
• Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
  
  
• If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
  
  
• I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
  
  
• I really don't deserve this.
  
  
• To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
  
  

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