Jokes Today

Christmas Collection

You Might Be a Scrooge If...

• If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon.
  
  

• If your best Christmas tradition involves fire and reindeer meat.
  
  
• If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log.
  
  
• If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson.
  
  
• If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away.
  
  
• If you get your Christmas tree from an empty lot, at night....the day after Christmas.
  
  

 

Prior | Tell us what you think | Next

Add to Your Social Bookmarks: Del.icio.us Digg Furl Reddit Simpy Spurl Y! MyWeb - Netscape - StumbleUpon StumbleUpon