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New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...

 

• I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
  
  

• I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). I will talk to her (him).
  
  
• When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL....LOL!"
  
  
• When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "Microsoft Tech Support."
  
  
• I will answer my snail-mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
  
  
• I resolve to back up my 12 GB hard drive daily.... well, once a week....okay, monthly then....or maybe....
  
  
• I will read the manual.
  
  
• I will stop checking my e-mail every ten minutes -- every five minutes is much more practical.
  
  
• I resolve to resolve to get my off-line work done, too.
  
  

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