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Christmas Collection

Merry Christmas Amigos!

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the casa

Not a creature was stirring. Caramba! Que pasa?

The stockings were hung, con mucho cuidado

In hopes that St. Nicholas would feel obligado

To leave a few cosas aqui and alli

For chico y chica and something por mi?

Los ninos were snuggled all safe in their camas,

Some in camisas and some in pajamas.

Their little cabezas are full of good things

Todos esperan que Santa will bring!

Santa is down at the corner saloon

Muy borracho since mid afternoon!

While mama is sitting beside la ventana

Shining her rolling pin para manana,

When Santa comes home en un manner extrano

Lit up like a star on the mountain, cantando!

Y mama lo manda to bed with a right,

Merry Christmas a todos y a todos good night!

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