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12 Days Of Redneck Christmas...

On the 12 days of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

• A 12 pack of Bud

• 11 rasslin' tickets
• 10 tins of Copenhagen
• 9 years probation
• 8 table dancers
• 7 packs of Red Man
• 6 cans of Spam
• 5 flannel shirts
• 4 big mud tires
• 3 shotgun shells
• 2 huntin' dawgs
• and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

 

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