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Celebrating Christmas

"Tell me, Patrick, what do you do at Christmas time?" the teacher asked.

Patrick addressed the class, "Well, Ms. Pelzner, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then wecome home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up ourstockings. Then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come withall our toys."

"Very nice, Patrick," she said. "Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at Christmas?"

"Well, Ms. Pelzner, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum and Dad and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting forSanta Claus to bring our presents," Jimmy replied.

"That's also very nice, Jimmy," she said.

Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked Isaac Cohen the same question. "Now Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"

Isaac said, "Well, we also sing carols!"

Surprised, Ms Pelzner questioned further. "Tell us what you sing."

"Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing, 'What a friend we have in Jesus.' Then we all go to the Bahamas."

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