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Once Upon a Time...

Once upon a time there was a flock of angels with
long flowing beautiful hair. But lo and behold, due
to improper eating habits and advanced age, all
their hair fell out.

They soon saw the light and purchased gorgeous,
extravagant wigs, which were even more golden
and more flowing than their original hair.

One day, there came unto the angels very bad tidings.
They lost their financial security and were reduced to
a penniless state. In utmost misery, they fell to their
knees and prayed for a solution.

Suddenly, the clouds parted and a thunderous voice
gave forth the following, "Hock the Hair, Old Angels."

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