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Christmas Collection

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2006     2007     2008     2009 
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Index

• Santa's Reindeer
• Getting Around Santa
• Buying a Turkey
• A Politically Correct Christmas Carol
• What Reindeer Talk About
• Chanukah Songs that Never Quite Caught On
• Night Before Christmas
• A Modern-Day, Politically-Correct Holiday Greeting
• The Claus Family
• Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator
• A Sign of the Times
• Gotcha
• What Do You Say When You Get A Gift you Really Don't Like...
• Santa Claus is Wearing a Gown
• Hanukah in Santa Monica
• Christmas At Grandma's
• Dog's Rules For Chanukah
• The Gift
• Cats' Favorite Christmas Songs
• It's Holiday Time Again...
• A Christmas present for people who have been bad...
• Santa's Other Reindeer...
• Deep Thoughts for the Holidays
• Deck The Malls
• 'Twas the Night for Assembling
• Turkey, Turkey, Everywhere
• God Rest Ye Weary PokeMoms
• I've Had Christmas Up To Here
• DUPLICATE ??? 'Twas The Night Before A Star Trek Christmas
• Christmas Party Invitation
• A Christmas Pun
• A Politically-Correct Holiday Greeting
• New Year's Eve
• Where your Christmas Dollar Goes
• Top 10 Uses For Holiday Fruitcakes
• 12 Days of Christmas
• The Computer Before Christmas
• Things to say about a holiday gift you don't like...
• The Top 10 Reasons Chanukah is Better than Christmas
• Holiday Trivia
• A Few Holiday Good Wishes for You...
• You Might Be a Scrooge If...
• A Cat's Christmas
• Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
• The Troubadours
• A Biker's Night Before Christmas
• New Year's Resolutions
• New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...
• Holiday Fruitcake Recipe
• A Gothic Night Before Christmas
• The Eight Days of Hanukkah
• The Soldiers' Night Before Christmas
• If you see a fat man..
• The Birth of a Legend
• Merry Christmas Amigos!
• 12 Days Of Redneck Christmas...
• Chanukah Time
• Santa Claus is Tapping Your Phone...
• Shopping Early
• Christmas Dog
• Christmas ala Al Gore
• A Christmas Incident
• A Dog's Christmas Promises
• DUPLICATE OF 0006
• The Christmas Watchdog
• Twelve Days of Fast Food
• The Night Before Christmas in Legalese
• DUPLICATE AND AVAILABLE
• I'm Innocent Because...
• Rudolph
• Christmas Postage Stamps
• Celebrating Christmas
• Once Upon a Time...
• Signs You're Caught Up in the Holidaze Shopping Frenzy
• Letter to Santa from Mom
• Jingle Bells, Shopping Bells
• The Night Before Christmas All Thru The Block
• Oh Little Maxed Out Credit Card
• Leroy, The Redneck Reindeer
• Re-translations Of Translations For The Holidays
• The Night before Christmas -- Brooklyn style
• There is no Santa Claus, mathematically speaking...
• A Networked Christmas Poem
• The Night Before Chanukah
• A Politically-Correct Christmas Poem
• Unexpected Merger
• Final Visit From St. Nick
• Politically-Correct 12 Days of Christmas
• The Twelve Days Of Christmas (Feline style)
• Holiday Celebration Tips!
• 'Twas The Night Before Y2K
• A Genealogist's Christmas Eve
• How well do you know your Christmas Songs?
• Buddy Holly
• The Night Before Christmas -- Military Style
• A Dieter's Christmas
• To Grandmother's House...
• A Bowler's Night Before Christmas...
• A New York City Night Before Christmas
• 'Twas the Day After Christmas
• Santa's Reindeer Must be Female
• 'Twas the Dieter's Day After Christmas
• 'Twas the Night Before Xmas - Diet Style
• How the Tradition of Putting an Angel on top of the Christmas Tree Began
• A Christmas Card
• Things You Likely Won't See On Holiday Hallmark Cards.....
• The Real Santa...
• Memo from Santa Claus
• Merry Christmas from the Legal Department
• The Sailor's Night Before Christmas
• The Corpsman's Christmas Poem
• The Twelve Pains Of Christmas
• One Day After Christmas
• Barbie's Letter To Santa
• How Well Do You Know Your Christmas Carols?
• The Teacher's Week Before Christmas
• Night Before Chanukah
• The Night Before Implementation
• Night Before Christmas in the Computer Room
• A Parent's Night Before Christmas
• A Tax Accountant's Night Before Christmas
• A Macintosh Night Before Christmas
• A Cat's Night Before Christmas
• The Internet Night Before Christmas
• Fisherman's Night Before Christmas
• Have a Stealth Christmas
• Cowboy's Night Before Christmas
• Christmas in the Late 20th Century
• A Christmas Nightmare
• Gift Exchange
• Political Christmas Guide
• Resolutions for the New Year
• Wrapping Presents with Dogs
• Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland
• Politically Correct Rudolph
• Lawyers' Seasonal Greeting
• Microsoft Night Before Christmas
• The 12 Days of Christmas Rethought
• Bubba Claus -- Santa's New Contract
• Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
• Night Before Christmas in the Kitchen
• A Jewish Night Before Christmas...
• Homebrewer's Night Before Christmas
• AOL Month Before Christmas...
• A Redneck Night Before Christmas...
• 'Twas the Night After Christmas
• 12 Days of Christmas - Bayou Style
• 'Twas The Night Before Christmas (Lawyer Style)
• Night Before Christmas, Microsoft Style
• A Festive Holiday Poem
• Twelve Days of Christmas -- Corporate Style:
• 'Twas the Night Before Xmas - Dieter's Version
• The Joys of Christmas
• Restructuring of the 12 Days of Christmas
• "Yulesville"
• Letter from Santa...
• Night Before Christmas -- Congress Style
• The Month After Christmas
• Night Before Christmas -- Geek Style
• I Just Have One Little Thing on my Christmas List this Year
• General Claus' Official Visit
• Bush Legal Team Sues to Prevent Santa Recount
• North Pole Journal of Medicine Case Study
• The Grad Student's Night Before Christmas
• The Night Before Solstice
• The Night Before Christmas, Dog Version
• A Puppy's 12 Days of Christmas
• Christmas Wrapping
• Unusual Christmas Traditions
• Complaints from Mrs. Claus
• Rudolph Got Run Over By My Grandma
• A Drunk Santa on the Night Before Christmas
• 'Twas The Night Before Christmas In Palm Beach
• The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
• Playing Bridge the Night Before Christmas
• Oh, Little Bank Americard
• Who's Running Christmas?
• 12 Days of Christmas ~ Cajun Style
• The Top Things on Santa's To-Do List
• The Night Santa Went Crazy
• Christmas Thankyou's
• A Trailer Park Night Before Christmas
• Drinking Around the Christmas Tree
• Wonder Where I Am
• Do Reindeer Rule?
• Kid's Interpretations of Christmas Carol Lyrics
• A Yee-Haw Night Before Christmas
• Getting the Kids to Visit at Christmas
• Santa Is A Woman
• 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
• An Arkansas Night before Christmas
• The Twelve Days After Christmas
• An AO-Hell Christmas
• Walkin in my Winter Underwear
• AVAILABLE OR DUPLICATE
• A Winter Wonderland
• Christmas Signs
• Have a Punny Christmas
• Christmas Riddles
• Have a Punny Christmas
• 'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Hippie Style
• Gravity - sung to Jingle Bells
• The Police Officer's Christmas
• The Week After Christmas
• The Department of Defense Twelve Days of Christmas
• The Night Before Christmas at Rock-Away Rest
• Merry Christmas To My Female Friends
• A Politically-Correct Happy Holidays Wish
• Can You Find Yourself in this List?
• TWAS THE NIGHT FOR PARODIZING
• Senior Citizen's New Year's Resolutions
• Christmas will never be the same

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