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2009-Comming next year

An Eye Test for Mature men...
Newlywed's Breakfast
The Flat Tire....
George Carlin's New Rules for 2008
You have heard of 401K, well here is 401Keg
Little Melissa learns about Valentine's Day.
O'le ....that crazy Swede
Is Your Brain still working?
Couple of a pair
Mirror, mirror
A Fart
Man's Password

2008

First Date
Because you are a true American.
Unclear on the Concept
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving
Turkey, Turkey, Everywhere
Three doctors
Three Scientists
The Night Before Thanksgiving
The Magician's New Trick
Thanksgiving in Phoenix
Take This Job And...
Stolen Credit Card
Redneck Thanksgiving
The Secret Path to Happiness
My Favorite Things
The Morning Before Finals
Marriage Counseling
How to Make a Woman Happy
Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck
Goodnight Prayers
You are a disrespectful pig!
That plate I installed
The 12 Days of Thanksgiving
Over the river and through the woods
A Christmas Weather Forecast
Chinese Toy Recall, is this genocide?
What I've Learned by Having Boys
My divorce is final
Satan Complains God Isn't Fair
Have you tried to find work this past week?
A Simple Test
An Engineer Dies
Up The Creek without a paddle
Medicare in a Nutshell
The Ten Worst Comments To Get On Your Tests
Man can't tell who's a woman
Shopping at Walmart
Retiring Priest
Must be a Jesuit
Medical Insurance Explained for the layman
High School Analogies and Metaphors
How to Save the Airlines
Hair Drier Friar
Dangerous Virus, is it stalking you?
The Cowboy and the MBA Grad
Control-Enter
Comprehensive Final Exam
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
Please, No more Bugs...
World Peace
When your hut is on fire
When Insults Had Class...
Two Iraqi spies
Three Italian Nuns
The way children see things
The Pope
Senior's Physical Exam
Latex Gloves
How The Stick People Became Extinct...
Honeymoon
Hindu woman, more ethnic pride
Helpful info
A Fleeing al Qaeda guerrilla
Fire Rainbow
Dan Rather, Katie Couric
Cannibal Restaurant
Cajun Pregnancy
Baptising A Drunk
An American tourist in London
After 60 years
New Seat Belt Law
Used to Sharing Everything
Primitive Seniors?
To Be Six Again
The Magazine for Married Men
The 2006 Women Drivers Award
Manly Sensitivity
Weekly Round of Golf
Your Girlfriend Called
You Don't Have To Own A Cat
Real life truth in advertising (Movie)
Finally, A woman who understands fishing
How men can live longer
If its too easy, then...
Who is Jack Schitt?, Mystery solved..
Dear Dad..
Church Squirrel Infestation
The little Bailey boys
You Know You Are In A Redneck Church if...
Speeding Again?
The Fable of the Woodcutter
Two babies
No Refills
Wifely Intervention may be hazardous to your health
The Proper Way to Pronounce "OKLAHOMA"
Carmen
Blonde's Year In Review
Complaining of aches and pains
It pays to advertise
Speed, another perspective
New FAA Airport Check In Procedures
Two priests visit St. Peter
Remember When
100 Buckets of Bits
Why are you yelling that?
The Red Neck way of life
Married for the Night
True Friendship,
You Know You Are A Redneck When...
ASS-ICONS
Mkele Mbembe returned to his native Kenya
Which Hole?
Ole' and the Cow
Write In C
Good Girls ...and Bad Girls
The Magic Billboard
Good ... Bad ... and Worse
Sex on Jupiter
Careful when you wish
The Cat in the Hat
Took the Edge Off
Phone For Service
Sexy Quotes
A Forester and a Lawyer
My Fiance's Sister
Catholic Honeymoon
The Golden Age of the Wireless
Why Women Are Crabby
A final diagnosis
The Cab Driver
Presidential Quotes
A Marriage Made in Heaven
The Difference Between Men and Women
Fred and Ethel Get Engaged
Administratrium
Honk if you love Jesus
In His Fathers Foot Steps
Thanksgiving Poem
Pregnant Turkey
I deserve a first class seat
Computer history of the world
The Night before Christmas
Property Rights
Turn back your car odometer
We could have been here sooner
Drive Thru Banking
What's in a mans earring?
Viagra works real well
You Know You're A Teacher If...
For your cubicle
Dear IRS:
Roadrunner Wins Another One
Happy Halloween
Mexican Restaurant
Stand and tell
Drugstore Cure
What happened, a car accident?
Doctor, making his rounds

2007

You're a Jerk!
The Proper Punctuation of Viagra
Humorous Billboards
Christmas in pictures
I Love this doctor
Fair Treatment of Alternate Theories of Chemistry
That's Right Just Keep Nagging
Military Facts & Quips
Man With Just Seconds Left To Live
Southern Style Survivor
The Lighter side Of Getting Old
My Visit To The Emergency Room
I'm So Happy We Finally Got The Truth
Duct Tape Robber
Chat With the Dog
Senior Citizen Birth
Sign of the times, eh...
Christmas Eve At The Pearly Gates
How unions jobs work or don't
An Ode to winter, a poem
Kids View of the world
Internet highway blues
Her First Visit to the Obstetrician
Are You a Gentleman?
The Barnyard
Floppy disk care
A message from the Duke of Wellington
Dress Code for Baby Boomers
What You Must Believe to be a Good Republican
What You Must Believe to be a Good Democrat
The Brick Theory of Management
Bill Gets His Due, Punishment for Gates
Studying the Twinkies
How to tell the sex of a bird
Competition of the body parts, who is in control?
Little league today
Hu's on first, updated for today's presidency
Dorothy and Edna
Girlfriend 1.0 Software
Christmas will never be the same
Which one is the real one?
IRS 1040 Definitions of "Other Income"
Do you really need an explanation?
Just Checking
The way we were
Work Hazards
U2 in concert
Noah and the Snakes
Well thought Orangutan
My favorite things (Julie Andrews)
You May be a Redneck if...
How many sheep do I have?
Actual Science Test Answers
Just Reward For Goodness
Doing this Good Deed
Cartoon Laws of Physics
Dealing with a lawyer
Three Stories Forever
Can a Blonde Make it off the island
The Simplicity of Woman
You may be a fundamentalist if
Someone Dies
Real Microsoft error messages you have not seen yet!
Pet Sex Frog
Canine pick-up lines
Driving Safety Question for Men
Ah, those charitable motives!
A Cajun walks into a bar
My Three Sons
Those Grand Old Burma Shave Road Signs
Senior Citizen Dating
Late Night Comments on the Presidency
Where Am I?
Your kid has been kidnapped
Just Hours To Live
Under the Table
Late Night commentators say the darnd'est things
You're a Jerk!
The Geography of Men and Women
Mistaken Identity
Ball Squeezer
Late Night with Current Events
In the Attic
10 Ways to Tell Your Company has Switched to Cheaper Health Insurance
Backyard Anthropology
2 Virgins Awaiting Martyrs in Heaven, Part 2
72 Virgins Awaiting Martyrs in Heaven
Finally, His Dream Comes True
I'm going ice fishing!
NASA - Government Pipe Specifications
Q&A blonde jokes
The Ultimate Response to a Dear John Letter
New Miracle Drugs For Women
The Sailor and the Pirate
Blonde Car Accident
Stranded on a Desert Island
A Blonde Attempts Suicide
The Problem with Being a Woman
Dead Man Walking
Independence Day -- the Sequel
Are You Really Sure?
So what if I dropped it?
More From Late Night
Water Security & Safety
Joe's Fancy Funeral
Dads Land Lady
An old man goes to his doctor
I Want to Buy That
Painting Her Portrait
Latest Poll On Illegal Immigration
Mommy How Old Are You?
How to save the airlines
Three Women on a train
Three Men in a Balloon
Poland Builds First Airliner
Burning Ring of Fire, Set to Music
How are you feeling?
Poor Bob
The Male Brain
Sporting English...
Survivor Island
Mother-in-law killed
The Tease
The Best Salesman in the State
The Fortune Teller
Just a Wee Bit
Free Sex Contest
Hot and Cold
Secret to a Long Life
The Storytelling Festival
New meaning of sleep eating
NEW "Tennessee Cut" Jeans
Married Life
Plowing the land
Doctor Doctoring Doctor...?
The Real Golfer
Annual Physical
Dear Diary
What about fishing buddies
Dull Theoretical Mathematician
Supermarket 3-D
T-Shirt Logo's
Animals That Stutter
Quick witted Wal-Mart Greeter
The Computer Swallowed Grandma
Write it Down!
Sex On Sunday Morning
I Think I'am a Moth
Doctors Notes: Just what are they smoking?
U.F.O
Sneezing on the airplane
Mission Control: We have a problem here...
The Dying Pastor
Cell Phones Really Tick Marty Off
What Does PMS Stand For?
The Photo on the Nightstand
An Old Joke to Excess
Colonoscopies from the physicians viewpoint
Promise Not to Laugh
Lifestyle Drugsfor the New Century
Her Facelift
8-Blade Razor of Justice
Four women from Nebraska, Georgia, Arizona and Mexico
Doctor I've Practiced
The Sensitive Man
Mexican Fisherman Retires Early
If My Body Was A Car
Summing Up Their Lives
Thoughts on New Orleans
Cruise Ship Diary
Overcoming His Mistress
The Problem with being a woman
Questions for the Pharmacist
Would you really enjoy long life?
The construction crew
My First Funeral
The Honest Lawyer
Blonds ain't always entirely dumb
Redneck Jury Fixin'
The dating Ritual
The Honeymooners
The Purina Diet
Construction workers and a little Girl
His arrival in heaven made him feel poetic:
Childhood Diseases
Mens' dreams
Who said that?
Tips for upwardly mobile Rednecks
Out with the Dogs
Doctors Orders
Helping your father
When a Woman Wears Leather Clothing
Irritating Saint Peter
The Musical Marriage Counselor
Is Your Son Seeing a Psychiatrist?
Eats Shoots And Leaves
Exact age of historical events
Growing Older
The Lady Pharmacist
Stuff You Should Know By The Time Your Internship Is Over
When an insult was an insult!
Are you a dog?
Taxi Driver in Heaven
Two elderly ladies had been friends
Secrets from your drivers license
Two Psychiatrists were Talking Shop
Drinking, A Mexican, An Iraqi, The Montana cowboy
It's all about lunch
More New Rules
George Carlin on Aging
Do I Know You?
An Iowa Cowboy in Church
A frogs tale
Only In N'orleans?
How men interpert language
Doctor says don't worry
A Plan to Get Out of Our National Debt
Handy Conversion Chart
U.S. Senator Unhurt in Air Crash
Redneck Vacation
Giving away a horse
Inner Neighborhood Services
President Bush, George W., Laughing stock of the world?
How are you doing?
Mexican Mormaons Multiplied
Updated Nursery Rhymes For Today
I Just Flattened Your Cat
Politicaly Correct Easter
His Last Cookie
A Telemarketers..... Just Desserts
Liquid-Cooled Computer
Settling a cow case
Saga of the Hotel Soaps
It's Time To Diet and Exercise When...
Kids are Quick
Modernizing The Church
Famous Last Words
"Aflac" Street Scam Alert
The Wheels of Life
Quick Sanity Test
Good Girls ...and Bad Girls
Georgia Drunk Test is Harsh!
Completely out of luck
A Day at the Races
My Fiancée's Sister
President Bush goes on Holiday
Two sidewalk beggars
Really Stupid product warnings..
Things You Should Have Learned By this Point In Your Life
So depressed
Seven Degrees Of Blond
Late Night Bush Jokes
Took the Edge Off
Under the Table
OK, But Where Do Baby Storks Come From?
The Biker and the Old Lady
Bad Bachelor Party
Her First Visit to the Obstetrician
Snake in Iraq, Armed Forces
The Ecumenical Gathering
An ode to old age
Nostradamus, the first real...
The Late Shift, skip overtime?
72 Virgins -- Part II
Untruthful product labeling
A little old man
A Tiger in the sack
Irish protect what's' yours
God vs. Satan
His Mistress
A Woman's Random Thoughts
Driving in California
Good Medicine
Grandma isn't always right!
Seniors Getting Married
The Golden Years
Sheriffs Motto, Kern County, California
Back To School ...
Sporting Domestic Violence
Newer Barbie's We'd Like to See... (Part 2)
Football Explained by a Blonde
Newer Barbie's We'd Like to See...
Einstein's Birthday!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto have bedded down for the night ...
New York City Businessmen
A young couple has been wed for three years but their marriage just isn't....
Old farmer, his wife and the mule
A Mafia Godfather has deliberately chosen a deaf mute as his
Women Are So Practical
Charlie is 68 years old, extremely wealthy, a widower ...
Cops When You Need Them

2006

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