Jokes Today
for
Our Dogs

Q&A, Little Known facts about dogs

Q: What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
A: Take him out for a drag.

Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. What has two legs and bleeds?
A. Half a dog.

Q. Know how to make a Cat sound like a Dog?
A. Pour Gas on a Cat, and throw a match at it........ WOOF.

Q: Do you know why a dog licks its butt?
A: Because he knows that in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?

But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

Useless canine facts...

• - You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.
  
  
• - Millie the (former) White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as President Bush in 1991.
  
  

Pet Peeves of Pets

* Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.

* Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"

* Dog: What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?!

 

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