Jokes Today
for
Our Dogs

Life Lessons Learned from a Dog

• If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
  
  

• Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
  
  
• Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.
  
  
• When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).
  
  
• If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
  
  

 

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