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Top Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats:

• 1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.
  
  

• 2. Cats look silly on a leash.
  
  
• 3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
  
  
• 4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
  
  
• 5. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
  
  
• 6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
  
  
• 7. Dogs will come when you call them. And they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.
  
  
• 8. A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.

  

   

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