Jokes Today
for
Our Dogs

Why Dogs are Better than Women

• Dogs don't cry.
  
  

• Dogs love it when your friends come over.
  
  
• Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
  
  
• Dogs think you sing great.
  
  
• A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.
  
  
• The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
  
  
• Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
  
  
• Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
  
  
• Dogs are excited by rough play.
  
  
• Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
  
  
• Dogs understand that farts are funny.
  
  
• Dogs can appreciate excess body hair.
  
  
• Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
  
  
• A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
  
  
• Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
  
  
• A dog's parents never come to visit.
  
  
• Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you have ever had.
  
  
• Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner.
  
  
• Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
  
  
• Dogs never want a foot rub.
  
  
• Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
  
  

 

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