Jokes Today
for
Our Dogs

Dogs vs. Computers . . .

Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits

After destruction of personal property
Dog: dog not found
Computer: file not found

Favorite trick
Dog: roll over
Computer: play dead

Consequence of virus
Dog: replace valuable carpeting
Computer: replace valuable data<

Widely ignored government mandate
Dog: leash law
Computer: Communications Decency Act

Method of marking territory
Dog: lifting leg
Computer: "Designed for Windows 95"

Unique behavior
Dog: lick and drag
Computer: click-and-drag

 

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