Jokes Today
for
Our Dogs

Top reasons dogs don't use computers...

• Can't stick their heads out of Windows `95.
  
  

• Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
  
  
• Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
  
  
• Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
  
  
• Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway that they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
  
  
• Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.
  
  
• Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
  
  
• Oh, but they WILL... with introduction of Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
  
  
• Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
  
  
• 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
  
  
• SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
  
  
• Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.
  
  
• Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
  
  
• Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
  
  
• TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. *
  * 1. Too Damn Hard To Type With Paws.
  
  

 

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