Jokes Today
for
Our Dogs

Top Changes at the White House...
Now That the Clintons have a Puppy

• To avoid confusion, staff reverts back to referring to Madeleine Albright by name.
  
  

• At long last, Bill won't have to flinch *every* time he hears "Bad boy."
  
  
• Accusations of crotch-sniffing at the White House no longer automatically implicate the President.
  
  
• Pipe and slipper retrieval removed from Al Gore's daily to-do list.
  
  
• Roger Clinton no longer the only one to piddle in the Rose Garden.
  
  
• Cries of "What a dog!" no longer make Janet Reno burst into tears at State dinners.
  
  

 

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