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My Dog's Cross-eyed

A truck driver came into a vet's surgery waiting room carrying his rottweiler dog. He approached the vet and said, "Doc, I think my dog's cross-eyed. Can you check him out?"

"Sure," replied the vet and the man dumped the rather large dog into the vet's arms.

The vet stared into the dog's eyes for a few seconds and said, "I'm sorry, but I think I'm going to have to put him down."

"Put him down?" squawked the man. "Is it because he's cross-eyed that you have to put him down?"

"No," replied the vet, "he's too heavy to hold."

 

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