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A Dog's Christmas Promise

• Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening all their presents.
  
  

• I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights out into the backyard through the doggy door.
  
  
• I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which I will eat -- paper and all).
  
  
• I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out of the stocking!
  
  
• I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree and piddling on the dining room rug.
  
  
• I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull the tree down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.
  
  
• I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under her tree as soon as we enter her house.
  
  
• The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink from it. It will make me sick.
  
  

 

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