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A Puppy's 12 Days of Christmas

by Elise Lewis, 1997

On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Two leaking bubble lights ...

On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Three punctured ornaments ...

On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Four broken window candles ...

On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Five chewed-up stockings ...

On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Six yards of soggy ribbon ...

On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Seven scraps of wrapping paper ...

On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Eight tiny reindeer fragments ...

On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
My wreath in nine pieces ...

On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed ...

On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Eleven unwrapped presents ...

On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
A dozen puppy kisses And I forgot all about the other eleven days.

 

 

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