Jokes Today
for
Our Dogs

Famous Dog Quotes

• "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown
  
  

• "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -- Gene Hill
  
  
• "In dog years, I'm dead." -- Unknown
  
  
• "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein
  
  
• "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -- James Thurber
  
  
• "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -- Ann Landers
  
  
• "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -- Ben Williams
  
  
• "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -- Edward Abbey
  
  
• "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -- Unknown
  
  

 

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