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How the Olympics would be different, if run by Dogs

• Olympic torch replaced by flaming tabby cat.
  
  

• Mailman added to 100K race so runners have something to chase.
  
  
• Toilet water replaces Coke as official beverage.
  
  
• French poodles admit to being "pressured."
  
  
• Parade of Nations replaced by butt-sniff conga line.
  
  
• Chihuahua Club of America boycotts games because high jump is "very, very biased against our breed."
  
  
• Javelin toss eliminated as spectators tend to "fetch."
  
  
• Gold medal Olympians featured on Alpo cans.
  
  
• Labrador Retrievers banned from swimming event as webbed toes give them an unfair advantage.
  
  
• Russian Booze Hounds complain gold medal hockey game rigged.
  
  
• Several winners rushed to the vet after swallowing their medals.
  
  

 

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