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How to Clean the Toilet

• 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
  
  

• 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  
  
• 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
  
  
• 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
  
  
• 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse."
  
  
• 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
  
  
• 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  
  
• 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
  
  

• 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
  
  

Sincerely,

The Dog

 

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