Jokes Today
for
Our Dogs

If you can...

• If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
  
  

• If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
  
  
• If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
  
  
• If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
  
  
• If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
  
  
• If you can overlook people taking things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
  
  
• If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
  
  
• If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
  
  
• If you can conquer tension without medical help,
  
  
• If you can relax without liquor,
  
  
• If you can always sleep without the aid of drugs,
  
  
• Then, you are probably the family dog!
  
  

 

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